Eat me plz

Month you were born.

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I ATE
APRIL---------------I FUCKED UP
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT UP
JULY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
AUGUST------------I KISSED
SEPTEMBER--------I MADE OUT WITH
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I BITCH SLAPPED
DECEMBER---------I RAPPED ABOUT

Day you were born (number)

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY EX
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5--------A HOE
6--------A HOBO
7--------A MEXICAN
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A LAWN MOWER
10-------MY EX
11-------MY BOYFRIEND
12-------A TREE
13-------A PREP
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A HOMO
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------A SPOON
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A SEXY BITCH
21-------A BANANA
22------- A GOTH
23-------HIM/HER
24-------MY TRUE LOVE
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------SPONGEBOB
28-------A GANSTER
29-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOY FRIEND
30-------MY FRIENDS PANTS
31-------MY UNCLE

The color of the shirt you're wearing

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM EMO
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
TIE DIE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT?S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT?S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
TEAL------------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN-------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
BLUE---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL